Ok… so not to be on a rant or anything, but seriously what is wrong with guys nowadays?!? I mean yeah I might be looking for love, and I might be single. But… in NO way am I desparate enough to just be with anyone. I would rather be alone than just settle. I decided a while back to look into online dating since nowadays it seems to be one way to meet normal people. WOW!! Was I wrong. I mean I had my excuses as to why online dating was NOT for me. And how it was weird. {note to self: next time listen to YOURSELF}… Needless to say online dating is marketed as a way to meet people who are looking for the same things as you. It is marketed to be the easy way to meet people that you may have never meet; had you not jumped in front of a computer. So I decided ” Hey why not!”… Ummmm… after the 3rd blind date from hell; I can honestly say I am DONE with online dating {or at least match.com. Which by the way should be called “Looking for a booty call.com. Just saying….} Literally the last 3 dates I have been on have been nightmares.

You think that you might find the “one” online, like they do in all those sappy ass commercials you see on tv. FYI… you DONT!!  The guys on match.com seem totally normal online. You exchange emails, you talk/text on the phone, and then you decide ‘hey this guy isnt a creeper, we should meet up’. So you meet for coffee or dinner{something where there are people. ALOT of them} and then after your great date, you give a hug or kiss goodbye with intentions to see them again. Sounds like everything went great right?? Yeah you would think. But then out of nowhere , the normal, non-creepy guy you just went out with turns into a sex driven, creepy, pervert. Are you kdding me!!!!! I mean where in our 2 hours that we spent together did I come off as a desperate whore bag that is looking to have sex with the first thing that wants to??? Cause ummmmmm… NO. So I decided to compile a list of DON’TS for guys on match.com that are looking for love/loving in all the wrong places.

#1-  Do NOT ever in any circumstance decide that you should try to sext with someone you just met. Girls do NOT want a picture of your junk 10 minutes after she just met you for the first time.

#2- Do NOT ever ask a girl “How is your jaw” insinuating that you would like her to use her oral skills on you when you first meet her. {there is a place and time for that; and I am pretty sure that first date is NOT the time to ask}

#3-  Do NOT get all creepy after your first date; and tell the girl ” I would really like to see you again. Particularly with less clothes next time”. {ummmm.. really!! Use your head people. Not the head in your pants}

#4-  Do NOT ever text a girl after midnight asking her “what are your wearing” {us women know that you are after one thing at that time. And lets be honest we WONT reply}

#5- Do NOT follow up #4 with ” I wish you were wearing me” after she doesn’t reply.

Sorry guys but please, please, PLEASE use your mind when it comes to online dating. Cause really, you make guys at bars look way more appealing. Not only that but girls are NOT attracted to perverts. If you are after one thing, and one thing only then be upfront. Don’t pretend like you are a sweet, normal guy who is looking for his future wife. Because your actions do NOT say that. Your actions say you are looking to get laid, and that either you A) screwed everyone at your favorite hang out already, and have no options left or B) you are a male whore bag who cant pull girls without the help of a computer.

Sorry to rant, but WOW is all I can say! Maybe I am not meant to understand guys and their mentality of thinking, but honestly I would rather be single then be desperate and settle. NOTE to all on match.com- if you have meet your ‘true love’ then good for you. You will probably be featured on their television commercial, since it seems like 1 in 2 million actually find there actual match. While the rest of us keep searching and looking. Or better yet switch over to e-harmony. Figure it out match.com…. make some changes, and screen your perverts; because right now you are a expensive booty call website…. just saying!!!

Anyone have any good online dating secrets?!? Any successes? Or all failures?

Hope you guys are having a great weekend so far!!!